i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together




